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Every McDonald’s commercial ends the same way, right? Every McDonald’s commercial ends like this: “Prices and participation may vary.” I want to open a McDonald’s and not participate in anything. I want to be a stubborn McDonald’s owner. I’ll say, “cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! …and blankets!
— Mitch Hedberg (via wipethatfaceoffyourhead)
