November 2011
1 post
May 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
lieslieslies:
Loch Ness, The Man With The...
January 2011
1 post
yo... goin' to jail would suck
-preston is a god damn dumb dick
December 2010
3 posts
Can't tell if the girl at supercuts is fat or...
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
1 post
“Every McDonald’s commercial ends the same way, right? Every McDonald’s...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via wipethatfaceoffyourhead)
September 2010
3 posts
ok terrorists here's another reason to hate us...
“Do you own a company, and are you looking for a way to get your name on the tips of the tongues of teachers, pediatricians and scout leaders? A couple in Venice have just the deal for you. For just $750,000 every five years, your company’s name can be the middle name of a child!
Yes, an anonymous Venice couple is looking for corporate sponsorship for their child by ...
Hurley
The new Weezer album has gone unheard by me but I already know that it is gonna be good. Any album that uses Jorge Garcia’s face on the album and as the center of attention in the advertising campaign is awesome.
August 2010
3 posts
Frank: did you just type "Bing" into google?
Samantha: how else am I supposed to get there?
Paul Rudd dancing gifs
megstheword:
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[comedycentral:nakedcomedy:timanderic:hiddenziggurat:fuckyeahgifs]
dear sean and alan, i think that you guys need to start doin yo best paul rudd. you know, give jagger a tiny break fo a bit.
July 2010
7 posts
kkmmll: MY FAVE. TOP 5 KANYE TWEETS (so far) →
svgllmnt:
1. I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh
2. I’m into these type of glasses this is a new decade its over with for all those tongue and cheek ironic http://twitpic.com/29mpl4
3. I copped…
fuck… I really hope this turns out to be a fake.
EDIT: I took 2 whole minutes to check this shit...
“It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing...”
death cab for cutie - title and registration
say anything - alive with the glory of love
June 2010
14 posts
“I don’t have a problem with god. I have a problem with his fan club.”
– Best religious bumper sticker
It’s amazing that the networks don’t seem to try during the summer season. Every dimmer tv show looks terrible i.e. that Betty White and everything on ABC
If I wanted to watch with a lack of scoring I would have woken up at 4 this morning to watch the world cup
arcade fire - rebellion
Just ran 4 miles and biked another 10 listening to the Strokes the entire time. I can’t wait for their new album.
Tiger Woods
Is a douche. And much smaller is person. I can see how his Swedish wife kicked his ass. Not even excited to have met him.
Time to be a soccer fan for a month then I will resume my normal lack of interest in the sport for another 3 years and 11 months
Anyone...
hope as much as I do that Grown-Ups will tank this weekend? I have a feeling that it won’t and it will be like Paul Blart. Let hope my inclination is wrong because that movie looks terrible.
Really America?
A woman in front of me at starbucks orders a grande mocha frappacino, non-fat, whipped cream with one sweet-n-low and one equal. I have no problems with the contradiction in the non-fat but still adding whipped cream but really one equal and one sweet-n-low. How can one person distinguish between the two in a heavily sugar saturated drink
May 2010
9 posts
“a knife is better than a spoon, bitch!”
– from THE HOUSE OF CARTERS: my IQ is consistently dropping during this session of watching the soup on E!. (via megstheword)
thank you Joel McHale for this greatness
“It was just so smart and clever. Everything else on tv is just dumb and boring.”
– Ignorant HR lady talking about that show with the horse lady where they talk about banging a bunch of dudes all the time, I think it’s called four old hags are whore in the city
“Words can be like x-rays, if you use them properly- they’ll go through...”
Have you ever noticed every mexican male has a...
Encounter a man with one of the coolest names yesterday, Dick Ramage
April 2010
5 posts
“Our films aren’t just selected, they’re chosen.”
– Tagline for the LA Jewish film festival
“The best part about it is that they’re 12 year old hipsters… so they...”
– Meghan
“It totally is. It’s obvious that Tom wants to bang goose instead of the...”
– Meghan
Did you know pigs can run a seven minute mile?