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wipethatfaceoffyourhead: oh jesus. oh allah? 

wipethatfaceoffyourhead:

oh jesus.

oh allah? 

(Source: suicideblonde)

May
6th
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I want this megstheword: matrixagent: Thermochromic urinal. Way cooler than this one. And that one. science! ya!

I want this

megstheword:

matrixagent:

Thermochromic urinal. Way cooler than this one. And that one.

science! ya!

Feb
13th
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lieslieslies:

Loch Ness, The Man With The Secrets

I’ve posted this before but I still implore you to listen to this gem from Alex and Derek one more time. At least until POSITIVE THOMAS drops his rap. It makes me so happy.

Your move T-Pain

(Source: lieslieslies)

Jan
9th
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yo… goin’ to jail would suck

-preston is a god damn dumb dick

Dec
23rd
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Can’t tell if the girl at supercuts is fat or pregnant. Either way it’s not good.

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lieslieslies:

Titus Andronicus, A More Perfect Union

As a nation of free men we will live forever or die by suicide.

(Source: lieslieslies)

Dec
3rd
Fri
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kimjongillookingatthings: looking at a radish if you ask him, he’ll say he just invented those.

kimjongillookingatthings:

looking at a radish

if you ask him, he’ll say he just invented those.

(via mybrandyalexander)

Nov
6th
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megstheword: important things are happening here. monday needs to hurry up and be here

megstheword:

important things are happening here.

monday needs to hurry up and be here

Oct
16th
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Every McDonald’s commercial ends the same way, right? Every McDonald’s commercial ends like this: “Prices and participation may vary.” I want to open a McDonald’s and not participate in anything. I want to be a stubborn McDonald’s owner. I’ll say, “cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! …and blankets!
— Mitch Hedberg (via wipethatfaceoffyourhead)
Sep
15th
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ok terrorists here’s another reason to hate us…

  • “Do you own a company, and are you looking for a way to get your name on the tips of the tongues of teachers, pediatricians and scout leaders? A couple in Venice have just the deal for you. For just $750,000 every five years, your company’s name can be the middle name of a child!

 

          Yes, an anonymous Venice couple is looking for corporate sponsorship for their child by               posting an ad on Craig’s List.

         “We’re having a girl but product name needn’t be feminine,” the ad reads in part.‘Our list             of hopefuls includes SONY, SAAB, Jet Blue, Converse, Hot Pocket, Gibson, and Ludwig              (we’re musicians)’”

Only on Craigslist could things like this actually happen. I don’t know if there is an international craigslist but I can only imagine some of the things on those.